Don't Bang Denmark is a hater travel guide that reluctantly teaches you how to sleep with Danish women while in Denmark. It also offers a cultural dissection of Danish people and their unsatisfying culture. Here's what you'll find inside. -What to expect from a trip to Denmark -The downsides of providing all Danish citizens with cradle-to-grave services -Why Jante Law, a set of cultural rules engrained in every Dane, is the biggest cockblocker in the world -How to save on accommodations and going out in one of the most expensive countries in Europe Most of the book is dedicated to the women. You'll read. -How being your normal American self is likely to anger Danish women -The reason why game as you know it is ineffective in Denmark -The horrible appearance and personality of the average Danish woman -Why it's almost impossible to get along with a Danish woman if you're an alpha male -The three types of Danish girls -The approximate number of Danish girls you'll have to approach before having sex with one -The best site to run internet game, with a messaging template you can use to make first contact -The hilariously bad game of Danish men I break down the best game to meet Danish women. -The most optimal night game strategy that includes lines, moves, and logistical tricks like the best time to go out and how to venue change to your place -Two hater routines I used to destroy a Danish girl's night -How you'll be perceived based on your race, along with my take on which race fares best with the women -Why it's important to dress as sharply as you can I wrap the book up with stories and logistical information. You'll read. -3 short stories that offer additional insight and information on Danish culture -A detailed city guide on Copenhagen, including which neighborhood to stay in, lodging options, daytime activities, and my favorite bars to meet girls The 72-page book is organized into five chapters. 1. Welcome To Denmark. Country background, logistics, a