After years of talking with others whose primary or seccondary relationships are failing, I have learned the basic mistakes that you can learn and avoid. Come and laugh with me at some true-crime-well, not really crime in the crimal sense-habits that have not worked for others and don't stand a snowball's chance in H- of working for you! Any resemblance between your friends and those described in this book is entirely intentional-in fact, if none of the anecdotes sound familiar, you are either a Vampire or an Alien, or both!